Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Election Night
The Election party was such an amazing experience. It was seriously everything I saw on TV, the big hotel room with the stage and the banners representing various voting demographics (my favorite was the Seniors one, of which a pink-jumpsuited Golden Girl was the star). A band played all these inspirational songs, but I can only remember that one that goes, "CELLLLEEEbrate good times COME ON." I made friends with a bunch of Middle Eastern men that kept taking pictures with me saying I was going to be in their newspaper. I can only imagine which one that will be.
Jimmy Fallon (really?) introduced the mayor who gave an inspirational speech littered with his signature poorly accented Spanish that I find endearing. Especially when it is invective towards the harshness of our immigration policy in this country. After the speech, my friends went on to the staff party, I took a long and cold walk to the subway thinking about unemployment and what a whirlwind the campaign was, how much the Sheraton was the Emerald City, understanding Baum's allegory with the Wizard of Oz to politics, etc. CELLLEEEBRATE good times COME ON.
I am most interested in the 23rd Congressional Election District election of Bill Owens. 23 is contiguous with Canada and Vermont, yet remains a Republican and conservative stronghold through most of the US's modern political history. The republican party tripped over itself and Owens won by a little more than 4,000 votes. Despite GOP loss, Michelle Malkin's blog has a touching tribute to Hoffman the GOP who picked up the conservative slack after Dede Scozzafava dropped out due to identity crisis:
My personal interest stems from when I was 14 years old and went to the 23rd district, more specifically Ogdensburg, and stayed with Mormon relatives in their farmhouse for a couple of weeks. There was no water pressure, bats in my room, my first experience with Wal-mart and a glimpse at how unbelievably conservative upstate New York is. All the "kids" I met had narrow minds and huge living room TVs. The highlight of the trip was a county fair, which we rolled up to in a pick-up truck, and a celebration for my visit, which included buying a lot of newspapers, wood, and aerosol cans of hairspray, and lighting shit on fire. SO watching all this development on NY-23rd and I wonder if anyone I met back in the day went are currently bolstering the Conservatives up there. In reality, they are probably watching Predator on those giant TVs.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
American in India
I have found the ultimate distraction to studying for the GRE:
a two week trip to Mumbai (Bombay), India.
to be in an aerobic dance instructional video.
for Masala Bhangra.
A few months ago Lauren, Jill, and I decided to take this class at Ailey Extension because it looked cool and we love anything Indian. A few weeks later we were on the Morning Show, a week later we were invited to India. Moral of the story: ONE DANCE CLASS CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
The visa process was painless, even though I was actually really worried about it. I had to make sure I was saying I was going to a friend's wedding and not filming on a set in BOLLYWOOD. With a real BOLLYWOOD director (that may be an oxymoron).
Things I am worried about:
1. I can't afford to get any shots. I can't afford malaria pills. Although we are having a personal cook, who will cook only with filtered water, I still have to be extra, extra careful. I though for a minute Bombay was urban enough not to have Malaria... then I checked this interactive Malaria Map. Guess which ENTIRE country is highlighted red?
2. I can't get sick the day of shooting the film, which is the first weekend we arrive thank god. Imagine, I am going to be nervous as it is, I don't need to keep stopping the set to run to the bathroom. And when I travel, my stomach usually hates me. I just can't say no to delicious, spicy, indigenous food. Cliff bars...it's all about the cliff bars then I can Samosa-it-up.
3. Fulfilling all my life dreams by the age of 25.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Review of Sons and Lovers
I internalize literature so strongly that it can be embarrassing (like when I start ordering my bagels in iambic pentameter) or dangerous (like when I read To The Lighthouse and went through a pensive depression.) Having DH Lawrence bouncing around my head the past few days has just been inspiring. A 1913 page-turner.
Sons and Lovers is Lawrence's autobiographical account of a poor mining family in 19th century industrial Nottingham. It is actually not a doleful read though. Despite the fact that the first half of the book, Mrs. Morel builds such a disdain for her brute-of-a-husband and in the second half, she destroys any chance her son, protagonist Paul Morel, has of love or leading a normal life. The book teases the reader with pages and pages of talking about flowers, and pontificating on religion and internal feelings before getting to the sex scenes. There are few feelings of sympathy and more of just irritation at the characters to take action, to be heroes and villains instead of just ordinary people. Kudos to Lawrence for drawing the reader close enough to exclude the "poor little miner child" crap. This was a factual world and I walked away kind of hating Paul Morel; weird, since it is an autobiographical novel.
There are arrant scenes of Paul's incestuous love for his mother throughout the book as an exploration of Lawrence's own relationship with his mother. I don't judge him for caring for her, or never marrying in order to be with her, or even kissing her, but the way he passionately confesses his love to her and hates his father is so unbelievably Freudian and Lawrence puts it right out there. Sexual smut...adultery...all over the place. I love it. I can only hope that future generations of students sit in seminars discussing an Anthology of Playboy Articles as high-brow fiction. I hold tightly to my beliefs against censorship.
Here is a clip from the movie version of Sons and Lovers which answered my question: "How could they transfer to screen a movie made genius by dialogue? Actually if you watch this clip (there is a weird boxing dialogue for a minute before hand) you don't have to read the book.
Great book.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Rich CEOs Really Don't Like Health Care
There are rare moments when cheerleading meets politics. It happens, occasionally. Here is a video of a group of protesters "cheering" against CEO of Whole Foods John Mackey who is directing his efforts AGAINST health care reform. Once again citing socialism as the evil to be squashed.
This is from an Oakland Whole Foods. No one was arrested. Good luck if you bring this to Union Square.
Operation Hey Mackey! - Whole Foods, Oakland from Jamie LeJeune on Vimeo.
Farmer's market anyone?
Thursday, October 8, 2009
My dress is better than your dress, Emily.
But I found something better...
Marked down from $6000 to $500, this dress is a dream. I challenge you to find something better.
I apologize to the poor woman in this picture I stole from the internet, more specifically a used dress website. I am guessing from the aesthetic quality of the dress her marriage ended horribly. She got everything though. The children are bitter about their situation but they don't mind getting a plethora of presents each Christmas to compensate for the past.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Good title.
Pray, that I may delight in your bagels,
With poppy seed and cream cheese just a schmear.
Oh clouds and cold, draw me to want of warmth,
Anon, a cup of joe for me provide.
It tastes better in blank verse :)
This is my favorite scene from one of my favorite movies, Shakespeare in Love. The audition scene. If you have time watch through the boat scene. I just used it to get pumped up for what is left of my Elizabethan morning.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
I figured out how to embed videos from You Tube into the blog.
I actually got into a fight with MJ last night over Lady Gaga. Yes, a fight because our voices were raised and I counted about 4 or 5 f-words. This was after an hour discussion about her in a bar with Jill, whose brilliant reaction to Lady Gaga's VMA outfit (pictured left) was: "Can't read my, Can't read my, No he can't read my......lacy monster face?" Anyway, the initial fight was over the song Paparazzi; and whether or not it is overly-presumptuous to write about this kind of theme without proper celebrity status, or perhaps the assumption of a lifestyle not yet experienced.
Prince, however, did assume that 1999 would be a party and no one got on his case about it.
The real argument was over pop music, which is a debate that is arguably split into two camps: people who believe it all falls into the same marketing, money-obsessed basket of pop culture, and people who believe some artists have a more-weighted message or carry out their message more successfully. Blame it on the wine and beer from Sweet Afton, but I was confused at times over which side either of us was on. Even the most cynical of music industry critics have something they consider above the fray. "It's all synthetic crap, except Handel's Messiah."
I think I was on the cynical, "its all the same" side?
Music that comments on politics/society. Who has more right? Rage Against the Machine or Lady Gaga? Very different but same end result, they sell records.
Here is my favorite political song:
Here is a better song, with a cute video:
I forgot that this Kevin Devine song is my favorite. It is so cheesy but with great little riff. There is no way to listen to it on You Tube. So here it is on Last FM. His description of the song is priceless.
Just to make a real shout-out to Mr. Devine, here is an amazing some about being an alcoholic.
After our discussion last night I have compiled some Andy Warhol quotes, even though my interlocutor made it abundantly clear he "don't f%&%$^&g care about Andy Warhol."
"Art is what you can get away with."
"Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art. "
"Why do people think artists are special? It's just another job." (This one is my favorite because I think if you substitute 'artists' with 'tennis players', it could be a Federer quote.)
Here is my quote for the day:
"Eat fried pickles and love someone you love to argue with."
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
On Richard Price's Lush Life
Lush Life would have to be read twice to receive a proper review, like most detective fiction. The first time is too exciting and plot-oriented to appreciate fully how the author leads you to the conclusion of who killed the white kid on the Lower East Side. There were times when I was so caught up I almost missed some of the strikingly beautiful language. Richard Price has an excellent command of poetic prose that fits seamlessly into the dialogue and tone of the book. Sometimes I would read over something so focused on who is guilty that I would miss over a phrase like, "The restaurant...was still a work in progress, all hammer bang and power whine.” Wow.
The book deals with a common theme in LES history: what happens when there is a plethora of desperate people crammed into one bulge with little sufficient transportation. It is written with the energy of all the different voices bouncing around like hot molecules, and the voices of the struggling actor/waiters at the café are perfect. The cops are perfect. The only element that feels different is the voice of the project kids. There is a feeling of distance with them. I can’t tell is this is something Richard Price is doing on purpose or if he hesitates on going in depth with that world because of lack of experience, which would be ridiculous since he grew up in a housing project. He recreates the movement of a restaurant flawlessly, but the PJs are stagnant, there is even a sense of distance when the point of view is on Tristan.
Price provides evidence of awareness of this distance. He describes it himself through Tristan: “What did that cop say the night him and Little Dap ran up here? A billion-dollar view on top of ten-cent people.” Human inequality is a tense presence. I finished the book with complete sympathy of all the characters; even the annoying father from Riverdale, but all I really felt for the immigrants and people living in the projects was an intense frustration because they delayed the ending by not complying. Which is not even true. In actuality it was the mistakes of the cops and the power of lawyers who delayed the connection. I was embarrassed at my own lack of sympathy and my own buy-in into the cycle of racism/classism.
My absolute favorite aspect of the book is the ghostly presence of Jewish culture. One of the Jewish characters calls the LES “our ancestral home,” which seems ridiculous. No matter what side of the Zionist debate a person is on, everyone agrees that the LES is not the Promised Land. Or it is the closest to one in the world because that is how people remember it? Price shows that the Jewish world of the LES has literally and figuratively collapsed. All that is left are the names, Lemlich, Cahan, the old Forward building, even Katz. With the Lemlichs and Cahans being names of the Projects, the comparison of person to place is both fitting and sad. The morals Clara Lemlich and Abraham Cahan stood for have been forgotten. Morality is so central to the characters but at the same time, it is transient. You dedicate your life towards a community, and then get a building named after you only to have kids deal drugs and shoot each other in the building. Everything is corruptible.
The amazing Clara Lemlich, one of my favorite people in history. The reason for the New Deal labor reforms.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Pay no Attention to the Girls Behind the Curtain
I am leaving for Spain a week from today and I haven't even finished my road trip. Again it is hard to write about things after the fact, all the repeated stories etc. And whats more...I started studying for the GREs, both subject in literature and the general. So all I want to post about is my reaction to vocabulary and the violence of Greek tragedy.
Observations on Texas work great because Texas in itself is so entertaining. New Orleans, is different. I intent to cheat:
I tried on masks and drank coffee in the French Quarter. Watched some music on Frenchmen Street. Took a walk down Bourbon Street.
While passing through I read the latest by Dave Eggars, Zeitoun, which is a true story about a Muslim family who survived Katrina. It is creative non-fiction at its best. It is written in a straightforward style with only a minimal amount of moments where the agenda to question our government's authority (or at least our government under the Bush administration) takes priority over the fullness and strength of the characters. Great book. I highly suggest it.
I leave it to the pros to describe this city that simultaneously exemplifies and does not belong in the United States.
In Greek tragedy, when something is so horrible and gruesome, like when Orestes commits matricide in Sophocles's The Libation Bearers, the audience is protected from the action. It happens behind a curtain or a wall and although the audience knows that is happening, their imagination is left to play it out. In the play Tripea Roadus, the scene in New Orleans is enacted behind a curtain. Like a tragedy, I can assure you, despite the fact I was sober, there was no way to not get involved. There was nobody uninvolved on that street. We were destined, no, FATED to succumb to the curse on the House of New Orleans. Only instead of the Greek gods, we entranced by the Voo-Doo queens of old. This one is Marie Laveau, the most famous of them all.
For every jerk who skipped reading the full Bukowski poem here is the essential part of our experience in New Orleans:
I knew
even through the
nothingness,
it was a
celebration
of something not to
do
but only
know.
Lauren, Jill and I did nothing real in New Orleans, but I learned way more than I wanted to. The education N.O. provides can only be learned be visiting there on a warm Saturday night, or watching a lot of Girls Gone Wild videos. I think I will share the full story, after it all makes sense in my mind. Right now it is just a jumble of images of the marshy swamp, strippers, churches, open containers, loud loud music, hot-dog vendors, wrought-iron balconies, and the 300-pound bachelor I motorboated in the middle of Bourbon Street.
Friday, September 11, 2009
EXPIRED
Yesterday I tried to get into the main "union" area of Columbia, but my ID card wouldn't work. I had a feeling this would happen so I took a secretive more private entrance so no one would witness the rejection. Of course standing on the other side of the turnstile was an overweight Indian kid in a Columbia sweatshirt. He gave me such a WTF look that I wanted to send him back to Paterson or Des Moines, or wherever he was from. He probably thought (thank god) I was some freshman who can't figure out her own ID card. But I realized in that moment that I am 10 years, 10 showerless nights, and an oversized overcoat away from being one of those homeless people who hangs around Columbia, hanging around the steps, trying to catch vibes of naive inspiration from the scores of bright, shiny faces around me.
Like Owl Eyes, I will wander the stacks of the library, in blissful stupor that all the books are indeed, real books. I'll buy a drink to the first person to get that reference.
Here is an article about homeless people in libraries. It's not supposed to be funny, but it is.
I feel the frustration of a thousand students bending back the cheap flaps on a thousand coffee cups, none of them able to make it click. I feel sorry for myself despite the fact that I am left out not because I'm pregnant, or a drugged-out drop-out, or rejected because I'm Latina...I just graduated. I should feel better than everyone else, but I still feel the judgment from that sweatshirted Indian kid. Ridiculous institution.
I need distraction and focus at once. I need vocabulary flashcards. I need to argue with people though comments on Facebook or responses to opinionated blogs. I need personal statements. I need to pick a future and stick with it. The Road Not Taken was written after the fact, a decision had already been made. I'm sitting at the fork, thinking about teaching in China, volunteering in Peru, becoming a Bollywood star.
We need a new verb for we research fantasy, alternative tracks of life on the internet. I have a whole bunch of them in my bookmarks:
http://www.workinfrance.com/home.php?idRubrique=27
http://www.volunteersouthamerica.net/
http://www.aupair.com/
http://www.cruiselinesjobs.com/
http://www.rangercareers.com/
I need a new word for this, a good verb that can be nominalized easily. (Woah, I just verb-ized a nominalization. Wild.) Any sugggestions?
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Texas in a .22-shell
Observations on Texas:
If the Big Sky of Minnesota and Wisconsin represents God, then the panhandle of Texas represents Satan's putrid and rank morning breath.
Everyone drives a pickup. And a shotgun. And a bumper sticker about their shotgun.
It is impossible to distinguish a Walmart from a church. And they alternate on the side of the road.
There is never not traffic in Dallas/Ft. Worth. They see public transportation as a form of socialism.
They don't talk about the education system, so don't bring it up.
They will however talk about 'dem gays, succession, and most of all the evils of abortion.
Austin is the sweet, multicultural oasis of Texas. Except for the smell of guano that hangs in the Congress Ave. area, due to the 1.5 million bats that for some reason made the university town their home. They must be Longhorn fans. Hook 'em.
2 AM pizza on 6th St. is amazing. Or maybe I was just that drunk.
You don't have to pay for drinks in Austin. This is either the bar special, OR southern hospitality.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
I thank you for your patience.
Since I have been home I haven’t been writing. I have Texas, New Orleans, Nashville, Louiseville, and the Long Stretch Home to write about and in the duration of this long stretch I am exhausting all the stories.
Maybe it is because I have been busy since I have been back babysitting, being attached to MJ’s side, trying to catch up with people, watching Glory at 2 AM, etc.
Maybe it is because I am writing from my home instead of a KOA cabin, or a coffee shop in the middle of nowhere, or literally in a moving car and a degree of romance is lost for both me as a writer and for an audience that now pretty much knows where I am. Exact location: I am writing from a warm, comfortable bed. Damnit, I feel like such an elitist and therefore struggle to capture the true spirit of the road. I am tempted to go sit in my stagnant car that has been baking in the sun for the past week and a half and soak in the aroma of road trip, or as Jill described it: the odor of too many butts sitting in one small place for a long time.
Maybe I am having a difficult time processing the trip: what I learned, how it changed me, what did it mean for me, why did I feel the need to drive to California? And by god, why did I feel the need to drive back? Maybe I am taking the time to understand these questions in order to portray it to others, what angle to I go for atristically, etc.
Or maybe I am avoiding telling what went down in New Orleans...
Here is a video for now, Texas is coming. Then when I am done, I can go back to writing about the etymology of entomology and Indian dance. Remind me to write about Canada's newcomer buddy system.
In this video Jill and I are putting on these newscaster voices we used everywhere we went. The altitude has obviously messed with our heads significantly.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Only in Taos
The ride felt forever, but we made good time and stopped in Santa Fe to get lunch. I continuously sang that obnoxious Newsies song. We had absolutely no idea where we were going, but we found a cute street with the oldest house in America on it. It was closed indefinitely, probly becasue it looked like it was about to collapse. Next to the oldest house was the oldest church in America. It was built by Indians under the “care” of Spanish missionaries in “devotion to God.” I have such an intense disdain for missionaries. When I was in grade school I picked Elizabeth Ann Seton to be my patron saint and I gave some cheesy speech about how she was America’s first saint and a missionary who helped the Indians. I wish I could posses my seven-year-old body and talk about the destruction of cultures by these insane zealot people who thought the key to heaven was making people act like white people. I would have been kicked out of Catholic school and all the better for that.
Anyway, we asked some locals about where to eat and they suggested Del Charros. After passing a few blocks of overpriced artisan pottery shops, we had the best cheap meal of the journey. Well maybe it’s tied with In and Out and Taco Loco in Laguna. It was a real meal though, big servings, Lauren and I split a giant quesadilla and salmon wrap with pickled cucumber salad (so, so good) for only 5 dollars each. I HIGHLY suggest this restaurant if you find yourself in Santa Fe.
An hour to Taos and we ended up getting a little lost in the Mesa. We got the call that Madison took a turn for the worse and was put down. We all cried. This affected me more than I thought it would, probably because I felt an intense empathy for Gina, I don’t know what I would do if Daphne died. I selfishly prayed Aileen would have a dog, to distract Lauren and make us all feel a little better.
We got lost again in the town looking for Aileen’s job at a health club. Finally, we saw her waving to us in the street with bright, flaming red hair and a huge smile. She embraced us so warmly, I immediately just felt safe and kind of missed my mom. We got to use the pool at the health club to let out some energy. Taos is right near a Tiwa reservation pueblo, famous for being the oldest community in the U.S. So the Indians have infiltrated the neighborhood of Taos. Or the white people infiltrated them. I don’t know. Our first encounter with Native Americans: we ended up in a hot tub with a group of Tiwas telling them about our trip and listening to them speak in their language. Everyone was so disappointed that we were leaving the next day without seeing Taos. So disappointed that they convinced us to stay another day.
We followed Aileen back to her house in the most ridiculous car I have ever seen. It was a faded blue Buick from the 70s with a broken back windshield covered in plastic tarp. The Jetta coughed and struggled through the dirt roads of the Mesa. I started a habit of patting the dashboard when I hear the car growling at me. Aileen’s house was an Adobe style cottage surrounded by sunflowers and a backyard of mountains. That night we drank beers and had delicious sandwich melts with Aileen and her husband Joel on their deck outside. Their young Rottweiler, Ursa, had a habit of running from behind and jumping onto the couch we were sitting on. This never stopped being frightening. The house was…lived in. Here is a sample of what I can remember off the top of my head:
A mini fridge painted by a customer (Aileen barters things in return for childcare)
An altar dedicated to Java, a Labrador who died recently
Pictures of hare Krishna, Buddha, various hindu gods
A giant pilates ball
A red flyer wagon
Every kind of homeopathic health food store supplemental medicine
Books on France, divination, Native Americans, fantasy novels, and computer software manuals.
An old black pipe stove
Shells, crystals, gems, and heart rocks everywhere and a full cabinet of some kind of potions.
Rugs, skins, and woven blankets on the floor and walls.
Shitloads of bugs. Of all varieties. Everywhere.
Pictures of people everywhere. She would talk about someone she cared about and be able to disappear and come back with a picture of said person immediately. Actually there were many times she would disappear for a few minutes and come back with something awesome.
Aileen was one of the greatest people I have ever met. We just could not stop talking. Her energy was infectious. She explained why we were the way we were according the color of our chakras and the position of the stars. She loved us and we loved her.
The next morning we woke up, made oatmeal and had a real cup of pressed coffee. She took a picture of us making breakfast. We took a drive down to the Rio Grande gorge and went on a private little hike down to hot springs near the river. This used to be a spot where stage coaches would drop off passengers so there were old ruins of what used to be stores. It was once used as a place of respite for weary travelers, we continued the tradition. We relaxed in nature’s hot tubs and dipped our toes in the freezing Rio Grande. On a beach nearby we did yoga in our bikinis. It would have been perfect except bugs happen to love spiritually balanced people. I understand why people keep yoga in studios. We had the place to ourselves though.
On suggestion from a local we ate at the Guadalajara Grill and toasted with Negro Modelos. I had the best Mexican meal since I was in Mexico, unfortunately it reverted my stomach back into Mexico mode and the next two days were a little rough. IT WAS WORTH IT.
The pueblo was a series of shops trying to either rip off tourists OR try to survive in the poverty inflicted on them. Either way it was 600 dollars for a bracelet. Again another Catholic Church built by Indians under the command of the Spanish. At least there was a blend of the two religions. There were places restricted to tourists because of Kivas, the place for ancient ceremonial rituals. The Tiwas may attend church on Sundays, but Kiva land is actually sacred.
In the main square we saw thousand-year-old adobe buildings rising up like a staircase. However, we were distracted by all the little jewelry and craft shops on the first level. They had ridiculous names like, Desert Moon Jewelry, or Dancing Wolf Crafts. I was immediately drawn to one above the others. A paltry shop with a plank of wood hammered into the doorway that read, “Real Indian Stuff.” We went in to discover affordable gifts and a unique character who told us about the pueblo. There is no electricity or running water and everyone used buckets to get water from a river that runs through the middle of the plaza. Aileen later told us that she attended a funeral there and drank the water, which was the most clear, pure water she had ever tasted. The Tiwa jeweler showed us pictures of his father hunting in a loincloth that were featured in an out-of-print old book compiled by a forgotten anthropologist. He told us that his father actually lived like this, but now most of the Tiwas lived in homes outside the pueblo and only returned to the village to sell crafts. He sounded bitter about this and for a minute grew a little despondent. Then he distracted himself by hitting on Lauren. He gave us some good deals. We asked him if he made all the jewelry himself to which he replied, “No, I get it from the Mexicans.” I still don’t know if he was serious or not.
We then went up to Arroyo Seco, where Julia Roberts lives. It is a four-store town that seems to have been built around a celebrity. Adorably overpriced boutiques, yoga, sushi, pottery, and artesan ice cream. Taos Cow’s blueberry ice cream was phenomenal, but added to whatever was happening in my stomach. After this we had another night at Aileen’s, this time making jewelry together. She has been inspired by her silversmith classes and was passing her knowledge to us. Her generosity was unparallel. She gave us sandwiches, grapes, chocolate, pearls, beads, heart rocks (literally rocks shaped like hearts she collects and puts everyone in her house) and a fossil. A fossil as a parting gift. Only in Taos.
4AM. We are up and out towards the Texas panhandle. The drive through the mountains was dark and scary, but it kept me wake and listening to the Smiths perfectly soundtracked the sunrise.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
THE Grand Canyon
Within an hour out of LA the passenger side window broke. Jill tried to fiddle with it and the entire thing fell through the door. Which meant we had to drive through the mountains at 7am, which is freezing cold, even in Southern California. Lauren wrapped herself up in blankets in the backseat in a little ball and slept. Then for an hour it was bearable. Then we got to Arizona and the desert and holy shit it was hot. We were on Route 66. The iconic route 66…and we needed a mechanic. Lauren and I put on our short shorts and tried to impress the men at the Route 66 Auto Repair shop with our feminine wiles, yet we were ripped off, of course being 3 girls in the middle of nowhere. However, we got good advice about where to stay in the Grand Canyone- Desert View: about 25 miles East of the main viewpoint where all the tourists, especially U.S. tourists, crowd up the trails and pay extra money to camp.
Anyone who says the Grand Canyon isn’t that impressive should leave the country. When we first saw it from the road we collectively screamed, a little from excitement, a little from fear. We saw it about 7 more times from the road before we got to the campsite, and screamed each time. At the Desert View the campground was only 12 dollars and the only people there were Italians and French tourists. There was a large stone watchtower built in 1932 to commemorate Indian masonry and art. We took the spiral staircase all the way to the top caught a sick view. The best part was down below beyond the lookout guardrail. There was an empty train without any barriers that allowed you to walk out onto ricks at the edge of the canyon. Every time we got to a point that seemed near death the trail went on a few more feet even further and so did we. At the end we dangled our feet over the edge and for the first time in my life I felt a fear of heights. I would look out to a distant cliff and realize nothing was preventing me from falling into the abyss. I held on white-knuckled and Lauren asked if I was feeling the rush. When we turned back people started to walk down the trail we were on…we started a trend. We looked up at the people still penned back behind the fence. I said, “Look at those losers behind the guardrails!” Jill replied, “We eat guardrails for breakfast.”
We opened a bottle of wine and toasted to the sunset. The wind was ridiculously strong and there were birds just soaring, riding it. They must be the extreme sports junkies of the bird kingdom. I contemplated that a lot. We spent 20 minute on our hands and knees looking for a piece of camera a good-looking, shirtless European with a fanny pack dropped. Then we went back to the site for dinner. We still had no lantern, no firewood, and our tent was getting smaller as we added people. So we used the highbeams from the Jetta, and bartered firewood for smores from a group from the Netherlands. They looked confused by them and I spend way too much time worrying about whether or not they liked them. Lauren and I walked to do dishes and ended up doing them in the dark and getting soaking wet. A nuevo-hippie with long hair and a head light approached us asking if we needed a light. And I wanted to respond: No we do not need your light or your camping equipment, I make fire with sticks and I can do things in the dark thank you very much. I am getting way to independent-minded on this trip.
I could actually see the Milky Way, that’s how ridiculous the stars were. I understood the obsession the ancients held. I just wanted to lie on my back and figure them all out, find their pattern, make sense out of it. This new appreciation would be very important when I got to Taos and met Aileen. Meanwhile, Jill wasn’t too happy about not having a big fire, or a lantern, and she was miserable in the tent, waking up continuously over the heat. Finally at 5:30AM, I just gave up and woke up to, packed the car, and we got back on the road to New Mexico.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Land of Marrissa Cooper!
The next morning I stumbled onto the deck to an omelet breakfast and Lipton tea, prepared by Lauren’s father, who we endearingly call Peanut. The deck overlooked all of Laguna Beach. I was so excited to just lay on the beach and relax and go for a run. Move my cramped, soft body. I packed my sports bra, shorts and sneaks, which I thought was standard for someone going for a run, right? No. Not in Cali. You run in your bikini. This took some convincing for me. I can be a tad conservative, clothing and body wise. Lauren actually referred me to an article in Self magazine which proved that people that wear less clothing, Californians, are happier people. So I stripped down and started to run. The first stretch all I could think about was, “thighs thighs thighs, everyone is looking at my thighs.” By the return I felt better, a little MIA on the iPod and I was all about, “Yeah I am sooooo Cali right now!” Sweet how quickly this place starts to work on the New York knots in my body and my mind.
That night we ended up in LA with Lauren’s friend Josh, who is the real Ryan Atwood (that story is for the people who come visit me), and two guys from Detroit. We went to see Josh’s friend’s band, which could spell disaster. But we took a risk and it paid of big time. Pinot is this HOT funk band with a lead singer who will control the electrodes of funk in yo’ mind. They are all jazz majors at USC. They played at the Key Club right next to the Rainbow Room and the Roxy, down the block form Whiskey-A-Go-Go. I took pictures to show my Dad. We started the party at that show and I danced my ass off.
Check em out: http://www.myspace.com/pinotfunk
After the show we got pizza at Frankie and Johnny’s then went back to hang out at a house some of the band members lived in. The house was in South Central and within 20 minutes there were sirens and a search helicopter flying overhead. I don’t know how in 24 hours Jill and I had gone from Vegas to Laguna to Sunset Blvd. to South Central LA. But it was starting to catch up with me, and the hour plus drive back to the beach was rough. Besides, I was actually nervous I was going to get shot.
The next day I woke up early to check out UC Irvine and walk around campus. It was so calm and peaceful, the architecture reminded me of Binghamton University only it was sunny and people seemed happier. So Cali. I bought a couple books at an outdoor fair and headed back for lunch and an entire day of nothing but beach lounging and playing with Madison, the most beautiful golden retriever ever. He was diagnosed with cancer in May and fought the odds for months. We had homemade pizza and watched Madmen. It was like any average day in New York only 300 times better because we were in Laguna Beach.
On Saturday I woke up at 6:40 AM to my mother calling me to wish me a happy birthday:
“Happy birthday mi amor!”
“Mom, it’s 6:40 in the morning.”
“Ay, Dios Mio! I forgot about the time!”
“It’s OK. I’m going to sleep now.”
“Oh, I’m sorry baby! OK bye.”
And that was how I started my birthday!!! It was followed by an amazing breakfast of blueberry pancakes made by Peanut. Then an amazing surprise from Michael, who delivered roses to the house! I was so happy and so suddenly filled with a desire to hug him, that I sat down hugging the cardboard box and cried. The girls took pictures of this. This was followed by a birthday oil change at the Firestone, where the mechanic told me I had to replace an axle or we would all die on the road. So I rescheduled for the next day and went back to the house to get ready for a late lunch.
The best birthday lunch ever consists of:
1. The Montage Resort where the villas are pricier than the Ritz, but the beach is public so you can pretend to be a rich hotel guest. A lot of Latino families were doing the same. We found a perfect three-seat table overlooking the cliff-framed ocean.
2. Bikinis. Eating with as little clothing as possible is awesome for when you are laughing so hard food falls out of your mouth. Instead of worrying about your dress, you can lick the guacamole off your knee with no shame.
3. Two bottles of wine split between three skinny girls.
4. Homemade guac, which I have already mentioned but it deserves another shoutout.
5. The girls. Although we did a toast to the men we left behind. ;)
I was drunk and full and I went swimming. I traveled 3000 miles without having to answer to anyone, yet for some reason this was my first time on the trip I felt super liberated simply because I was swimming on a full stomach. Ha! TAKE THAT MOM. (Sorry Mommy, I love you. I didn’t mean it.)
We got home in time for an amazing dinner Rick must have been cooking up for hours. Homemade sauce on eggplant parmesan. And a cake Gina made for me. Michael’s roses were in the middle of the table, kind of like he was there, sort of. And we sang happy birthday to Madison too and she ate some of her gourmet peanut butter doggie cake.
After dinner I would have been content to hang out and read, but Josh was insistant that I get obliterated on my birthday. Since I already was toasted from the afternoon, I figured I would take it easy. We went to a house party in Irvine, very typical beer-pong-in-the-garage kind of party. However, very different from a New York party because every guy AND girl came up to the three of us and introduced themselves and shook our hands. It was just a level of friendliness that in New York is replaced by ignoring everyone, while simultaneously checking them out. Maybe it’s more honest at home. Girls recognize girls as competition and automatically hate each other’s outfits and think their voices are annoying. But the Californians seemed pretty cool with us, one girl poured us a drink that must be some kind of SoCal special: Coors Light, Red Bull, and lime. I actually drank this. Josh insisted we went out even though the bars were closing in an hour, at 1:30. We went on a wild ride that led back to the house party because someone forgot their ID. Jill was getting frustrated, but I was having a great time just listening to all these people talk at the same time. AND at the end of the night I got to sleep in the most beautiful house I have ever been in. A Newport beach mansion OC style. It was four floors and I stayed in Josh’s sister’s room (she went to Harbor school). I could spend a lot of time describing the houses various luxuries (flat screens, Koi fish, a glass room filled floor to ceiling with wine bottles) but I can sum it all up in the Good Morning button. This is a button on the side of the bed that opens the curtains letting the sunlight in and exposing the infinity pool that looks out over the Pacific Ocean. I could only laugh at where I was because I am so freaking poor.
Bright and early on my last day in Laguna and I ended up spending the entire day at a mall waiting for my car to get fixed. I bought a winter coat on sale at Nordstrom rack and got In and Out Burger. This time I ordered a Meatless Animal Style. Just order it next time you’re in Cali. I was just covered in sauce and cheese and onions. I did however make a lot of friends in the Firestone. Probably because in the morning when we got there the first thing we did was play The Royal Tenenbaums on their TV and do yoga in the middle of the shop. We are resourceful girls. We love our yoga. An afternoon of beach relaxing, then intense packing as we tried to fit three in what could barely fit two. Like mechanical engineers or really, really good Tetrus players, we did it. Eggplant leftovers and Madmen, then a nap and wake up call at 4:30 AM. We said goodbye to Madison, who looked so sick that Lauren knew this was the last time she would see him. We all left crying with Peanut handing us a bag of bagels as if it were a talisman and giving us scrapes of whatever advice came to his head. I really felt like we were leaving behind the safety net of this amazing family. Back on the road. Conquering the rough terrain, the desert. Danger spits in our face and we wipe it off with a squeegee.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
What does not stay in Vegas.
I don’t like Vegas. I really don’t know why I was excited to get there. I was in the airport once and I didn’t like the slot machines and they didn’t have anything for me to eat, so I swore to never return. But there I was approaching the big bright lights of capitalism and greed topped with energy waste. We drove right past the strip in order to reach our destination: IN AND OUT BURGER. As a vegetarian it is questionable to why I love such a house of death, but there is something just so happy about it. Maybe it’s the hats or the yellow and red color scheme, but I love In and Out. I got fries and a special, secret menu item: a Neopolitan. Which is a milkshake of the three available flavors. Jill kicked my ass by ordering a Double Double with fries. Oh, it was good. But let us for a minute consider In and Out as a microcosm of Vegas. There are drunk people everywhere, frat guys with opened button downs and glossed-over eyes. Women with huge breasts and the smallest waists I have every seen. Teased hair and orange skin. The women actually drew their eyebrows on. As we were eating Jill and I just went back and forth saying, “Oh my god look at that person.” Skeved out, I swore, again, to never return.
The right to Laguna was only made interesting by the fact that when I stopped for gas the attendant told me to go inside and go into the men’s restroom. In the middle of the desert I assumed he wanted to kill me and sell me to the In and Out distributors. But he assured me it was ok. He said there was a waterfall urinal. He tried to reassure me by saying, “We are on You Tube. World famous.” So I went and he was right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eel4bDXUByY
I don’t remember arriving in Laguna. I remember staying awake the whole ride just listening to Morrissey. Then being on Pacific Coast Highway 1. Then being asleep in a bed.
Colorful Colorado Part II
An apology for typos. I wait until I have driven for 5 hours and I am exhausted then attempt to write this from the passenger seat where the laptop burns my thighs and the motions make me sick.
On Rick and Vicki’s advice we landed in Fruita at sunset. Jill was driving and had a bit of difficulty getting off the highway. A few stalls in the middle of an intersection. It was enough to alert the Fruita police who followed us into the campground:
Fruita officer: I got some complaints about your driving back there.
Liz: Sorry sir. Jill here is a new stick shift driver.
Fruita officer: You can’t be driving so fast in these parts.
Liz: Dear god he actually said, “these parts.” Sorry sir, I will drive from now on here.
Jill: Oh look a bunny!
Classically Jill found herself distracted by an adorable bunny, which perhaps added to our innocence because he let us slide. We got incredibly terse directions from a snobby ranger. Some people we have met in the Midwest have been the sweetest most friendly people in the world, others give us the old shoulder and snub even a cordial hello. Jill and I debate this often and came up with a few ideas:
1. They are true locals and they resent anyone who moves to the area in order to capitalize on beauty that was once only there own.
2. They are misanthropes, who live in isolation in order to shun society. They find comfort in open fields, corn and whatnot.
3. They think we are idiots.
We set up camp near a lake in a little cove designated number 48. It came with a firepit and a picnic table/bench. We tried to race the coming night, I started setting up the tent, but couldn’t find the battery to the air mattress. Jill read the instructions to the charcoal and we were missing lighter fluid and a starter log, which are two important provisions in starting a fire. We tried to break a cigarette lighter. It exploded on Jill. We tried to light paper and ended up just watching it burn and ash over the coals. Finally we phoned a friend who gave a quick firstarting tutorial. Since Jill was sprinkled in lighter fluid she wasn’t allowed near the flame. So she gathered sticks and I looked for something to burn. I folded up a map of New York and placed it underneath a bundle of thin dry twigs and brushy looking stuff. When the flame finally got going after 15 matches I started carefully positioning with my hands each coal into some kind of pyramid. Anytime the fire died a few hard blows would get it up again. The coals finally started to get hot. I kept blowing until I felt woosy from the carbon monoxide. I even had a fire poking stick. My face was covered in soot, my clothes smelt like charcoal. But finally. Finally. The fire was hot enough for a pan of our canned baked beans and salsa. At one point I remember looking up between breathing breaks and seeing the lights to a gas station. In all this time we could have easily driven to the station, picked up some lighter fluid and returned. But I suppose it was more amusing to watch each other struggle with nature. There were moments of delious laughter (possibly from monoxide poisoning) that made it worth the trouble. We made smores by leaving the chocolate on the graham cracker during dinner to get warm then heated up the marshmallows on twigs, cheating a little by lighting notebook paper on fire. They were amazing, only the slightest aftertaste of charcoal. My tongue felt a little numb afterward.
A successful dinner. We even found the battery to the air mattress and had one of our more comfortable sleeps of the trip. For some reason, we slept with the guitar. We were up to see the sunrise on the lake by 7AM, packed up last nights disaster, shower and hit the road.
A minor problem: it was four quarters for four minutes of shower and a quarter each additional minute. Colorado has this thing with water conservation, which I fully support. But I smell like a 19th century street urchin and we have money conservation issues. So we showered together. For the sake of posterity, I could say it was a fun, experimental, soap-sudded adventure. But in reality we were clumsy messes struggling with time and temperature. I NEED SHAMPOO! GET ANOTHER QUARTER DAMNIT. I felt more like Civil War soldiers than adorable, urbane girls trying to save a couple dimes.
UTAH! Beautiful canyons and national parks await our cameras! Rick and Vicki put us on Scenic Byway 12. They said the beginning would be a little dull, but deeper into the heart of Utah, we would be blown away. Only serious RV adventurers could ever find anywhere on this road dull. It was like being on another planet. The mountains started getting weird, plateau-y and reminded me of my old Earth Science textbook. I re-learned how to drive stick shift and it was such a rush to almost crash into these mountain walls striped with every color. Every turn was something more impressive and ever twenty minutes the landscape changed. The land as an exhibitionist. I can’t not sound cheesy right now. I can’t not sound superficial so here it goes: I love America. Go screaming eagle, fly high above the mountains of freedom.
When we got to Bryce Canyon it began to pour rain. Jill and I jumped out of the car, determined to fill up on a life’s worth of hoo-doos. The rain began to get worst and at our elevation, it became a safety matter. Like idiots we ran against the crowds of tourists towards the ledge with a miniature polka-dot umbrella. Immediately a Japanese tourist ran up to us shouting, “NO! NO! Danger. Don’t use umbrella.” Anyway, I don’t remember what Bryce Canyon looks like (there was a lot of rain in my eyes) but I know it was awesome. I took a full panorama of pictures in order to piece it together later on.
There is no way we were going to camp in Zion. It was raining and miserable out. It was getting later and later. We drove through Zion, which was like Route 12 on crack. At this point in the day, however, my awe is evening out with my impatience for drivers on the road who decide to brake every time they see something awesome. I, too look at whatever this awesome thing is and almost crash. Then they have the nerve to take a bloody picture of the mountain/hoo-doo/elk/canyon/gorge/etc. We met a park ranger in Zion who was from Brooklyn. Bay Ridge. We all agreed that there is no good pizza except New York. He let us know he was a Vietnam Vet almost immediately and he almost convinced me to apply to be a park ranger. I am still considering this.
After leaving the park, we got to pet some elk, whose furry antlers make me feel weird and then stopped to buy some killer moccasins at an Indian store. Then back on the road and we decided to just screw it all and drive to Laguna. Colorado to Cali in one day. It was just a few hours to Vegas, then only another four hours to the beach. We eat four hours for breakfast.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Colorful Colorado Part 1
Now, I stayed in this house once before when I was 7 or 8 years old and saw the Burden family once for a night when I was 12. I have not seen him since. Two things gave me the courage to ask him if we could stay: 1. Of my father’s friends (a posse of ex-hippies), he was my mother’s favorite. 2. He recently friended me on Facebook. So screw anyone who says Facebook is alienating. And for a brief moment in our trip, we were part of a legitimate, functioning family. Jo-el made us spinach salad and the best quesadillas of my life at 10:30 at night. We stayed up until 1AM talking about our trip, photography, our respective families. Russel gave us some great advice on our itinerary. We learned about paragliding from his garrulous son, Nick, who has grown into this handsome adventurer since the last time I saw him when he was 2 years old. WE SLEPT IN BEDS. Blissful sheets and mattresses. I had forgotten about them. The next morning Jo-el spread out this amazing breakfast and I just felt like I wanted to stay there for another week. I soaked in the comforts of climate control and blueberry scones, and we hit the road.
Downtown Denver, or LoDo as the locals call it, is too adorable and too clean for both Jill and I to feel completely comfortable. In order to fit in we got Iced Chai Tea Lattes from Starbucks. I felt a tad authentic only because Kerouac stayed at the Windsor at 18th and Larimer, which is now a revamped condominium.
The highlight of Denver was the Buckhorn Exchange. Jill discovered this gem by watching Man v. Food on the Travel Channel. It is the oldest restaurant in Denver. It has an oak bar dating back to 1893 and behind it is Colorado’s 1st Liquor License. It was also taxidermy capitol of the world. Jill ordered slabs of buffalo meat on bread that she dipped in some kind of meat juice (it may have been blood). I ordered a salad. But it had mandarin oranges on it. Meaty mandarin oranges.
Then on I-70! Toward Dillon, near Brekenridge to the Dam Brewery where we had some DAM GOOD BEER. Extra Pale Ale, Irish Stout, Golden Brown Ale, Dam Straight Lager. In the back of the bar we saw a guy brewing. I was fooling around with my camera and decided to take a fateful close up of Jill. Behind her head appeared a pair of fingers making bunny ears. They belonged to a 56 year old man named Rick who was driving cross country with his wife, Vicki. They have been on the road for about six years, just riding around in the RV. Vicki assumed they would spend another five years on the road before they settle down. Thus, they knew every road in America and were able to draw maps on cocktail napkins and old business cards. They bought us our drinks and were perhaps sent by the god of travel to guide us through the back roads of Utah. He said we were traveling at the perfect time. The mid-to-end-of-August becasue, "All the students are goin' back to school and all the ole people haven't come out yet. You'll probably see some Japanese, but other than that the park will be all yours."
Perfect. Can't wait.
Liz: All we've been missing out on is sleep.
Vicky: You can sleep later...you can sleep when you're old.
Jill: I can sleep when I'm dead.
Wyoming
The ride to Denver almost broke Jill and I. It started when we could barely find decent directions to our destination. Then on the highway a bee flew into the car with the intention of stinging my crotch. While it was deciding which thigh to penetrate, I let go of the wheel and the pedals of the car, stood on the seat and began to scream. Jill, both calm and collected, threw our travel notebook on the vile beast and I sat on him, pulled over the car, and we survived my near brush with extreme discomfort. Our next test was preluded by a fateful question Jill asked in South Dakota, “We have a quarter tank. Should we get gas?” To which I said, “No.”
An hour later we were in Wyoming, not speaking to one another, nervously snacking, trying to ignore the fact that the gas light had been on for 20 minutes, and we had not seen a single gas station, or for that matter, sign of civilization since South Dakota. Wyoming has nothing. Nothing.
We arrived in Lusk with 7/10th of a gallon of gas and un-washable sweat stains under our armpits. I literally kissed the 1950s throw-back gas pump. Beautiful, beautiful gasoline. We entertained a fellow old-man pumper with our story. He laughed and looked a tad concerned, perhaps reflecting on a daughter of his own and how close she may have come to a stupid mistake or two in her life.
BACK ON THE ROAD. And finally in Denver…hungry because we never stopped for a meal. Just cereal and trail mix. We hit traffic and Jill felt a little insecure about stop-n-go with the clutch. So we stopped in the middle of I-25, next to Invesco stadium, put on the hazards, and jumped across each other. I took us to the southern tip of Denver and we wearily mazed the cul-de-sacs till we found Russel Burden’s house.Black Hills. South Dakota
Holy shit South Dakota is cold.
We arrived late night in the Black Hills. And set up camp. It was too late to start a fire so we made a ridiculous dinner of black beans, tuna, and salsa mized together in a Glad Tupperware container. Our can opener was absolutely useless. While I tried to naively open the can with a knife, Jill saw a couple pull into the campsite next to ours. They were from North Dakota and they had an amazing can opener. Their daughter lived in Denver (they were on their way to New York), and the woman told us that “the big city” made her nervous. Too many people. When we told her we were from New York City, she shuddered like it was some kind of Nazi prison camp. I could tell was a little defensive of the city, but after Chicago I was losing my religion. I suppose.
I fell asleep to Jill loading film into the old Brownie camera we’ve taken along with us. So far we have 3.5 extra partners on this trip:
1. The old camera, that I have compared to the senile Grandma in the backseat that occasionally contributes beautiful, and archaic wisdom.
2.The other is this pimple that has formed underneath my left eye, that has creeped into every picture, an exposition of my exhaustion. I have named the pimple Paula.
3. The bright yellow flashlight we named Blondie, the sprightly, younger partner to Brownie. We need a lantern.
4. The .5 is the nameless guitar, neither of us has played yet because we haven’t had even 5 minutes of downtime. When the guitar is played, she will graduate to a full partner in our journey.
Seven AM and we wake up to a wet tent. The KOA showers are nicer than my dorm showers. We make friends with a few bikers from the Sturgis Rally and exchange stories. No one here thinks what we are doing is crazy or weird. Their enthusiasm leads to advice, which in turn revises our ever-changing itinerary. We have a great system going.
I have always kind of had a little thing for the Wild West. I think Louis L’Amour is legitimate literature and I believe the Ox Bow Incident could replace any textbook on group psychology any day. Deadwood is the culmination of all this. OK so whatever I like the HBO series and read the cheesy historically based dime-novel-of-a-book. In addition, I loved every second of the tourist-centric gambling saloons. They are named after heroes that would have approved. Poor Jill. I talked profusely about Wild Bill and Jane Cannery and told her stories that were a mix of history, folklore, and blatant fiction. We tried on hats in an Old Time Photo shop, where we couldn’t afford the costumed photos. We stumbled upon a museum that displayed old roulette wheels, cards abaci, and a cabateour. We walked to Mount Moriah cemetery to see Wild Bill’s and Calamity Jane’s graves that abut each other. It was her dying and drunken request to be buried next to him. She died of alcoholism, she drank 2 quarts of whiskey a day. I cried.
We stupidly got on back onto the Interstate and realized we were on the wrong route to Mt. Rushmore, National Monument. We needed 385. Luckily a kind woman at a gas station gave us a route into the Black Hills Backcountry, with the adage: “There are many roads to 385. When you live in the Hills, you see them all.” That’s verbatim. So we took Vonocker Canyon Road, to another road, to a gravel road to Nemo, South Dakota. We needed to be reassured of our directions so we asked a old woman at a ranch who embodied whole-heartedly (and with her aqua-netted hair) Dolly Parton. There were “curiosities” and antiques. The highlight was an old player piano I sat at for a second to imagine myself playing in the 19th century, singing for my meals and flashing the Black Hills my derrière. And the Black Hills were so beautiful that I found myself angry that I was not a Native American. So goddamn beautiful that Jill started talking about us going half in on a ranch.
Mt. Rushmore, National Monument can only be explained through our pictures. If I find a decent Internet connection you will know what I mean. Never pay the parking fee, unless you are a first time tourist. My children will join the bikers on the side of the road, freeloading the view.
Minne-SO-ta
Monday, August 10, 2009
Chicago.
PICTURES TO COME WHEN WE GET TO DENVER.
The adrenaline rush of young girls inspired by Keroac only can last so long on the road at 2AM. At a gas station in Western Ohio I jogged around the car and confused old truck drivers in fishing hats by doing yoga. In a McDonald’s we bought our third cup of coffee and rolled our eyes at the world’s stupidest cashier who obviously didn’t understand our haste. We had our first cigarettes of the trip and screamed lyrics to old songs we listened to in High School. I started to fade about 10 minutes from the city center. When we found out Bridget lived on the North Side in Evanston, another hour on the road, the devastation induced sleep. I started to nod.
But I was in CHICAGO. I had pinstriped gangster suits and sordid history at my fingertips. The White City, the Daley Regime, HAROLD WASHINGTON, bad public housing and the country’s most beautiful architecture. Jimmy Corrigan, Sufjan Stevens, Risky Business, all that goddamn jazz. No room for sleep. Focus. Think Obama.
We made it, I don’t remember how. But I woke up on a loveseat/couch curled up into a ball. We sat down over Cheerios trying to figure out what to do next. I was a little frustrated that we only had one day and there was so much to see. Bridget accidentally got a three-day pass to Lollapalooza. Jill figured we could split a day pass and go to the concert, but it was sold out. A conversation with Abigail, Bridget’s sister sealed the deal:
Jill: Well that sucks.
Liz: What should we do?
Abigail: You could just sneak in.
Liz: To the concert?
Abigail: Yeah, a bunch of my friends hopped the fence last night. Some passed bands through the fence.
Jill: Interesting
Abigail: What I’m saying is you have options.
So we decided to sneak into Lollapalooza. But first we had a few things to take care of. Jill really needed to learn to drive my manual car. So we had our first and last lesson. She got in the driver’s seat and I explained what to do. And she did it. No stalling, no freaking out, nothing. She just threw it into first and drove. That is my girl. We got incredibly lost driving around cookie-cutter suburbia, and she stalled once on a sharp turn and that was it. That only added to our energy and we hopped on the purple line of the “L” high on life on the road.
It’s hard to keep that energy on the “L” because it is the slowest train in the world. A child’s toy compared to New York’s subway system. But we toughed it out past the million colleges and universities and got off at Addison for WRIGLEY FIELD which was …a very historic baseball stadium. We bought hats. We took pictures. We deleted the ones we looked fat in. We took more. We asked some guy filling up ice in the back of a Starbucks where the best pizza in Chicago was. He gave us directions to a bunch of places and then said, “Just go to Gino’s East. You girls will like it. Ask for the Rock N Roll McDonalds.” He was from New Jersey.
We got off at Grand and walked to Gino’s in the sweatbox that is Chicago in the summer. Deep Dish pizza is incredible and just a little disgusting. We planned to never eat out again to save money. We talked about Jim Abbott for a bit and were inspired. Then made it down to Grant Park for the concert.
The security was insane. Double fences, double guards with machetes. There was no way, NO WAY to sneak Jill in. So I put on the bracelet, walked inside to get someone to sneak her in. This is incredibly hard for me because I am shy and non-confronatational. But this was everything. We were destined to be at Lollapalooza and I needed to pull it together. I picked an unassuming guy by the fountain who had full blown herpes lips, Joe from Ireland. He complied without question and everything was fine and destiny was fulfilled.
Glasvegas was awesome. I still can’t understand what that is guy singing about even live. Lykke Li was the absolute highlight. Beautiful girl, beautiful band. Another Joe, from Australia talked to us for a while about how awesome she is and how Chicago is a stop on his way to Italy. I don’t understand how one uses Chicago as a stopping point from Australia to Italy, but I felt small and insignificant for a minute. Animal collective was trippy. Jill was not impressed. But we made friends with some drunk guys from Minnesota who are hooking Jill up with Phoenix/Passion Pit tickets in New York in September. We were walking to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs when we were distracted for about half an hour by the most amazing DJ ever- Bass Netar. He has both sick beats and hair…it was long and made it seem as though Cousin It was spinning. OH AND HE SPUN. AND WE DANCED. AND SWEAT. BY GOD DID WE SWEAT. We caught 45 minutes of Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Karen O just blended in with the eccentric beauty of the skyline behind her.
We left at 10 in disbelief that we just experienced Lollapalooza for the first time…for free…by accident. A midnight tour seemed appropriate. We did Millenium Park, Navy Pier which is like Coney Island after 10 Plastic surgeries and injected with adorable children and Maclaren strollers. We had some beers and looked at big ships on Lake Erie. Then we walked all through downtown. I was amazed at the really expensive looking girls and the long lines to get in the bars. I think I saw four bacherlorette parties in a row. Seriously. No one seemed to notice us since we looked like gross hippies in sneakers and sweaters. I kind of liked it because I felt like voyeurs. Jill laughed audibly at Chicago guidos. We talked about why humans are afraid of spiders and about how happy we were to be on the road together. Then we sat on the Art Institute steps fighting our sleep and waiting for Bridget to pick us up. A young and very stoned man on a Pedicab rode up to us and kept us company for half an hour. Paul from Austin, Texas. We talked about Creationism and he told us he would take us around Austin when we get there.
Home by 2:30, in bed by 3, up and back on the road by 6. Our sleep has totaled about 7 hours in 3 days. We were in Madison, Wisconsin by 10. Everyone thinks its really cute but Madison just seemed like a little aftertaste burp after the massive chili cheese dog that was Chicago. Or like you just had Thanksgiving dinner and its dessert time and some gives you a goddamn after-dinner mint. I want my pie and I want it in Deadwood.
No stopping till Sturgis. Longest stretch of the trip. It’s supposed to be 15 hours but Jill’s driving and she wants pie too.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Rockin' in the Ghost World
In Jersey Jill's ipod died. Shit. We REFUSED to buy GPS or accept it as a gift even, because that isn't what this is about. However we were not above plugging the Macbook into stereo and rocking out to DJ Jill. She was playing some good stuff. Around this time I started to feel tired, what woke me up was a song by the Aquabats called something "Chicken." I can't remember, but it was amazing. When I have more time, I will post the music we have been rocking out too.
Pit stop in Warren, Ohio where a nice greek family in one of the most beautiful houses I have ever been in served us Avgolemono soup, which is a traditional travel soup or a soup you serve to wish someone health, or maybe just what they had that day and they wanted to make us feel special. And we did. There was chicken in it. I ate around it. I couldn't refuse something from a little Yaya who immediately kissed me upon arrival. The Greek mother gave us directions to Cleveland, an hour away, then called her husband gave us new directions, then consulted her father and gave us new directions. Her sons and daughter all contributed loudly to these directions.
We got lost. Being lost in Ohio means the towns aren't on the map and the only landmarks are corn fields and cows. Jill with 3 maps open on her lap directed us back, earning her the titles, Mapquest Jill, Jillian the Navigator, and JPS. We played classic rock to get us pumped after Jill revived her iPod from instructions texted to her from her IT tech-y friend: "Hit it on your knee."
It actually worked and DJ Jill blasted Welcome to the Jungle as the Cleveland skyline appreared over the guardrails of route 490. There have never been two New Yorkers so happy to see Cleveland ever in history. No one can contest that.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame blew our minds. Better than any amusement park, I gushed over Jim Morrison's High School Diploma, Jill flipped out over a Les Paul exhibition that featured the world's first electric guitar, a block of wood with a string. Jill teared up, I was not impressed. We walked away seeing, most importantly of all- more important than Johnny Cash's tour van or Janis Joplin's funeral invitation- THE white glove of Michael Jackson. Yes, it was sparkly.
The rest of Cleveland was so uninteresting there is no point in posting on it. It took us 20 minutes to find a street with people. And then the people failed to capture our interest. "Let's get out of here" "Yeah"
We did however get lost again, this time it was divine intervention. While looking for 90 I saw a small brown sign on a post, "A Christmas Story House and Museum."
"No f----ing way."
The leg lamp was in the window and the rotted sled was on the porch of the house on this unassuming street. It was awesome.
We ended up back on the road, following Lake Erie west. We stopped at this winery that was located in a "historic" barn. For 7 dollars I had one of the best bottles of red wine I have ever tasted, while a kind-of-sad middle aged man played Ben Harper's "Lizzie," which happens to be one of my favorite songs. Good omen. We drank and wrote postcards and mapped. This drew attention and before we knew it we were getting advice about where to go, what to do, how to do it.
"Yes we are going to California"
"90 or 80"
"Mostly 90, we are are staying kind of North."
"You should go to Missouri, I'll give you directions."
"We are kind of staying more North."
"There are lots of wineries in Missouri. I grew up there, you know"
"OK, we will consider it."
"Where are you going next."
"Chicago."
"Oh that is only 4 hours away."
"Really?"
Maybe it was the wine, or the rain that made us reconsider camping. Maybe it was an internal desire to see something that looked less like Upstate New York. Something new and different. Four hours seemed reasonable and surmountable. At 10:30 at night, after 17 hours in transit we decided to pull another 4 and drive to Chicago.
Internet on the road is harder to come by than we thought. Next time, we hope, there will be pictures.
Stay tuned for our adventures in Chi-town.